Monday, January 08, 2007

Playboy Superstore coming near you!

















Apparently London is getting its very own Playboy Mansion on Oxford Street this Spring. Lucky us!

Vogue UK reports that:

Hugh Hefner will open a 2,400-square-foot store on Oxford Street where we'll be able to buy rabbit-emblazoned lingerie, denim, sportswear, swimwear, cosmetics, jewellery and accessories, as well as the label's more exclusive Icons collection of eveningwear.

The London store will be going one-step further than sister stores in Melbourne, Hong Kong and Kuala Lumpur by featuring "a room in which shoppers can play video games and watch archive Playboy footage on plasma screens" thus giving us the full inter-active porn experience!

How much would you like to bet that they place the store at the Marble Arch end of Oxford Street, directly across the road from the Disney Store? Also, what on earth is a Playboy store doing in supposedly conservative Muslim Kuala Lumpur? Surely further proof at how depressingly mainstream porn is now.

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